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Monday, April 11, 2011

What? You've never seen a baby in a trash can before?

Oh man it's been a lonnnng day.

This morning went great. Until Aden whacked his head against my jaw when I was trying to pin him down for a diaper change. Then the bleeding started. I so wanted to lay in the fetal position on the floor and cry but figured that I would just be trampled and hurt even more so I just complained to Ryan and my mom. Complaining helps every situation. Always.

Ryan took Aden at 2 and I took a Toradol and slept for an hour. I woke up, got a milkshake, and went to school. You know you look good when the man at DQ asks "what happened to your face?! sumpin' dental?" Yeah. Sumpin' dental.

I feel like there should be a warning, "Do not attempt to look through a microscope for 3 hours for at least a week after surgery". I was getting so dizzy and so hot and the bruise on my face started throbbing. It was when the red blood cells started looking like cartoon characters that I realized I really needed to stop. After class I got into my car and got a call from Kayla who left her lights on and her battery died. Win.

Okay, I have pretty good common sense. But when it comes to cars, I know absolutely nothing. It's not because I'm a spoiled brat.. I just straight up don't care to learn about cars. Kayla knew the basics about where to put the cables but basically it was just me dying laughing while Kayla talked to her dad on the phone. Some engineering student came over and helped us. And for the record... when someone tells you to keep your foot on the brake and rev your engine... use both feet. I think he thought I was an idiot for asking but I almost ruined a car driving with both feet one time... almost.

I came home, made soup, studied, and talked to Caity on the phone about her snake shedding all of its skin at once. I'm not kidding, she has a picture of it on her facebook and it's the coolest/nastiest/creepiest thing ever. It's like 3 feet of snake skin all intact.

This is me talking to Caity and making soup. You wanna know why I wear cute pajamas? Have I mentioned this before? Because for 2 years I only wore my hamburger shirt that said "The Burger With the Grown Up Taste" and got made fun of every morning. HEY! You gain 70 pounds when you are 18 years old and see what you wear. I finally made a promise to myself that I would wear cute pajamas and not make my significant other want to vomit on me when he saw me in the morning.

I am now going to study for radiology and pray that tomorrow I can eat a cheeseburger.


This is Aden pretend sleeping. He better hope is face doesn't get stuck like that. Yowza.


Right after he woke up, stealing my special k protein bar. You can't even tell me he looks anything like me. That face has Ryan Kiger written all over it.


What? You've never seen a baby in a trash can before?

And if you want to see the maniac in action...


P.S.- My mom said I was funny. And said that I got it from her. The Peterson's are so modest. Love you mom!

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